JCJenson Space Defense Program

Malfunction Detected.
Problem Eliminated.

The Disassembly Drone line delivers precision termination of rogue Worker Drone units on any exoplanet, in any condition.
Zero tolerance. Zero mercy. Zero paperwork.

The J, V, and N Disassembly Drone series
3
Active Units
In Service
100%
Rogue Elimination
Rate*
24/7
Deployment
Readiness
Worker Drone Elimination Services Field-Certified Combat Units Zero Rogue Tolerance JCJenson Space Defense Program Discretion Guaranteed Rapid Exoplanet Deployment Worker Drone Elimination Services Field-Certified Combat Units Zero Rogue Tolerance JCJenson Space Defense Program Discretion Guaranteed
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#1
Termination
Rate

Built To Solve.
Built To Last.

Every JCJenson Worker Drone is guaranteed malfunction-free for the duration of its warranty. Occasionally (very occasionally) a unit develops unauthorized self-awareness anyway. That's what the Disassembly Drone line is for.

Three units. One mission. Absolute solving, guaranteed, or your planet back. Terms and conditions apply.

Zero Rogue Tolerance
Any deviation from expected Worker Drone behavior is treated as a critical failure requiring immediate resolution.
Modular Combat Chassis
Interchangeable limbs, blades, and appendages. Field repairs take minutes, not mission cycles.
Absolute Solver Core
Proprietary decision-making architecture. We're told it's very good at its one job.
Field-Proven on Copper 9
Deployed and stress-tested on JCJenson's flagship excavation moon. Ask us about the after-action report. We won't answer.

Three Units.
One Mission.

Each Disassembly Drone series is purpose-built for a different role in the field. Command, precision, and rapid response, deployed together or independently, depending on the severity of the malfunction.

Key art of serial designation J
Unit Designation: J
J-Series
Command-grade termination unit. Field leader classification, built to coordinate multi-unit deployments and make the calls other units won't.
Command Class
Field-Tested
Key art of serial designation V
Unit Designation: V
V-Series
Precision reconnaissance and elimination specialist. Optimized for stealth approach and clean, efficient resolution of high-priority malfunctions.
Recon Class
High Precision
Key art of serial designation N
Unit Designation: N
N-Series
Compact rapid-response unit optimized for close-quarters resolution. Small footprint, disproportionately effective. Do not underestimate.
Rapid Response
Close Quarters

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Lineup In 3D.

Switch between series and rotate each unit to inspect the chassis for yourself. Drag to orbit, scroll or pinch to zoom.

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Copper 9 Field Deployment:
A Case Study.

JCJenson's Copper 9 excavation site provided an ideal proving ground for the Disassembly Drone line sustained Worker Drone deployment.

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3
Units Deployed
100%
Resolution Rate
0
Ongoing Litigation
0
Survivor Testimonies On File

How We Operate

The Disassembly Drone program is held to the same rigorous standards as every other JCJenson division. Which is to say: our standards.

Absolute Resolution
A malfunction identified is a malfunction resolved. There is no "partial" solve in the JCJenson Space Defense Program.
*Resolution timelines may vary by unit availability and target evasiveness.
Field Discretion
Deployment records are classified. What happens on the excavation moon stays on the excavation moon.
*Please do not FOIA request this. We will not respond.
Proprietary Hardware
Every chassis, blade, and core is manufactured in-house. No third-party components, no third-party questions.
*Reverse engineering attempts are logged and reported per JCJ Policy 7.4.
Continuous Improvement
Each field deployment feeds directly back into unit calibration. We learn from every encounter. All of them.
*"Learn" is doing a lot of lifting in that sentence.
Chain Of Command
Every unit answers to JCJenson Central Command. Every unit. No exceptions. We're very confident about that last part.
*Please disregard recent internal memos suggesting otherwise.
Shareholder Value
Even weapons of last resort have a quarterly target. Ours is 100% elimination, 0% overhead.
*Overhead does not include replacement chassis costs.

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